| For the discerning gentleman or gentlewoman who is | | | | in your life than you know that the chainsaw (suitably |
| looking to make decapitation less of a hassle, boy are | | | | gassed up) is one of the most effective tools in battling |
| you in luck because we’ve got some great tips for | | | | the hordes. The beauty of the chainsaw is that its |
| your today. Of the wide array of tools out there, we | | | | razor sharp and fast spinning chain blades can hold |
| have a list of the top three to help you make that | | | | back a group of foes with both fear and power. There |
| decapitation run much smoother and without any hang | | | | are few other menacing decapitation tools than the |
| ups or problems. Without further ado: | | | | sound and look of a roaring chainsaw. |
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| 3) Ninja sword. There is a reason why the ninja sword | | | | 1) Guillotine. We had to put the guillotine at number one |
| was the weapon of choice for many of the Shaolin | | | | in our list of decapitation tools simply because it was |
| masters and other secret Japanese assassin | | | | designed to decapitate. The guillotine has no other |
| societies. The ninja sword is lightweight, strong and | | | | purpose in its mechanical life than to sever heads. If |
| when wielded by the right person, can be powerfully | | | | you can properly restrain your object of decapitation |
| effective in severing the head from the torso. There | | | | than the guillotine is the ultimate tool to get the job |
| are lots of imitation ninja swords out there so if you | | | | done. Besides its strength and ease-of-use, the |
| want an authentic one to get the job done right make | | | | guillotine is clean. With the properly place basked and |
| sure you shop around and buy only from trusted | | | | cleanup is quick and simple. We are told that you can |
| shops. | | | | still find guillotines on the home shopping network after |
| | | | 2am but they don’t come cheap. |
| 2) Chainsaw. If you’ve ever seen a zombie movie | | | | |