| I hope San Diego Chargers running back Darren | | | | decided that 5'7" is the height limit for running backs |
| Sproles' performance against the Colts on Saturday | | | | who aim to be an every-down back in the NFL. |
| has finally put his critics to rest. | | | | After the Chargers victory on Saturday, I read |
| His five receptions for 45 yards, 23 carries for 105 | | | | numerous article claiming that Sproles can't be an |
| yards, and two touchdowns should have done the job. | | | | every-down back just because of his size. |
| However, I've just learned that it's basically impossible | | | | While critics haven't said "he's too weak" or "he isn't |
| for a 5'6" athlete to be an every-down back. | | | | good enough", they have all agreed that Sproles is "too |
| It seems that this past week, some of the best | | | | small". |
| scientists in the world came together and conclusively | | | | |