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| In the Movie “A Few Good Men” with | | | | holes, if they have to dig in they make a fighting hole. |
| Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, and Demi Moore, wow I | | | | And they don’t live there for very long. Marines |
| didn’t realize the movie was that old, makes | | | | are trained to be on the offensive and that’s |
| me kinda old, it was released in 1992. Some of you | | | | why the Germans at Belleau Wood called them Dogs |
| were probably born around 1992. Anyway, one of the | | | | From Hell. Because those Marines got up out of their |
| most famous lines in that movie was where Colonel | | | | holes and started yelling and terrorizing and ruining |
| Nathan Jessep, Jack Nicholson, says to Lieutenant | | | | some health records and driving those Germans back |
| Daniel Kaffee, “you can’t handle the | | | | home. That is what you have to do be an offensive |
| truth”. But the truth is that you can handle the | | | | player. If you want to win you must be an offensive |
| truth. And the truth is that if you want to be really good | | | | player. |
| at paintball you might want to get in shape. | | | | Part of being an offensive player is being in shape. Get |
| There I said it, and it might be true. If you get winded | | | | moving down field towards the enemy and with your |
| while playing a game of paintball then you may | | | | bayonet attached making one hole going in and |
| consider getting into better shape. You will never be a | | | | another coming out. Wow, sorry I got carried away |
| winner if you can’t keep the pressure on with | | | | there for a minute. You’re not Marine Recruits |
| the enemy. If they turn it on and you find your self in a | | | | are you? Uhhh, where was I, oh ya getting in shape. |
| defensive position, well, I guess you can sit on your | | | | You know there are lots of reasons for getting in |
| laurels and wait till you can see the whites of their | | | | shape. I’ve been playing guitar and singing since |
| eyes before you shoot. Or you could become more | | | | I was about 8 years old and I’m a lot older than |
| aggressive and meet them half way down the field | | | | that now but even singing takes being in shape. If you |
| and show them what you’re made of. | | | | just want to take your dog for a walk, not your Devil |
| During World War I at the battle of Belleau Wood in | | | | dog, if you are going any distance at all you should be |
| 1918 the German soldiers gave the name of | | | | in shape. Well, were not talking about all of the many |
| “Teufel Hunden” to the Marines who | | | | things that you can do because you are in shape but |
| fought in that arena. The Marines fought with such | | | | to be the best paintball player you can be you need to |
| ferocity that they were given that title which is | | | | be in shape. |
| translated to “Devil Dogs”. That’s | | | | |