| So you have an acre of land somewhere remote and | | | | eat or drink with no limitations! |
| you have been wondering what to do with it? Want to | | | | If it works out well you can start your small business |
| score points with your boys and chicks? Want to | | | | and get value for your property as people just love |
| make money form it? Think no more...your answer: | | | | the outdoors. Just make sure you that you are not |
| PAINTBALL! | | | | infringing on local zoning limitations. Also find out |
| All it takes is junk form your boys and girls, anyone | | | | whether you can get a temporary (construction site) |
| you know actually. All the junk in your house that you | | | | toilet as that may be an issue with most people (they |
| can get will do just fine. Old beds, boards, barbecue | | | | just don't feel that acquainted with nature, if you know |
| pits, anything will work. A visit to your local car dump | | | | what I mean!) |
| will help as hoods and trunks and even actual cars will | | | | Just remember to carry some turpentine or other |
| come in handy. | | | | organic solvent to get the paint off cars and stuff. And |
| Just take the items your piece of land, and dump them. | | | | for the ladies, remind them not to carry any expensive |
| No arranging is necessary, the more rugged it feels the | | | | item of clothing otherwise one missed shot will mean a |
| better. Get a bunch of your friends, in the summer for | | | | fashion disaster that you will never be forgiven for!! |
| a boy's day out and surprise them with paintball guns | | | | You can carry some old shirts and jeans and ask your |
| and wage war like you have never done before. You'll | | | | friends to do the same. Also carry in your car blankets |
| be the coolest for a long time to come! | | | | and duvets for the night time. |
| Plant some trees, and grass which will not cost you | | | | Most paintballs are for hire so you can get as many as |
| much and will add to the value of your property (not to | | | | your company will be. Or you can buy them and hire |
| mention you have just reduced your carbon footprint). | | | | them out if your place is getting popular. A new and |
| The trees will come in handy if you are going to make | | | | less painful gadget is the laser tag that works just the |
| hammocks for people to chill out in. That old barbecue | | | | same way as paintball except it costs more and there |
| pit will come in handy too as food after a day of | | | | is no visual reminder to your conquest. |
| running around paint-balling each other will be a | | | | The paint-balling will not only be a good business idea, it |
| welcome delight. Old desks and tables will do great as | | | | is also a great way to earn points with friends and |
| serving tops as well as shields when you're under | | | | bond with family and an excuse to see your land once |
| attack! | | | | in a while. |
| Ask your friends to carry their camping gear and | | | | And the best part about it is that because all the stuff |
| bottles of their favourite lethal waters in a cool box. A | | | | you brought in is temporary, if you ever need the land |
| stack of wood to build a bonfire after dark and | | | | back, its just one truck load's trip to as good as new. |
| remembering the good old times or just bonding will be | | | | Every thing should be totally temporary just to be sure. |
| just great. People can carry whatever they want to | | | | |