A 62 Year Old Grandfather's View of Paintball

I am sitting here at my keyboard looking out at sixnot shooting someone if they are too close to you to
inches of snow and a wind chill of 15 degreesreduce the possibility of an injury occurring that could
wondering where the 72 degrees went that we werebe avoided.
experiencing just two days ago. My nimble mind thenYou are probably wondering how a 62-year-old kid
jumped to the thought of paintball, so in the naturalcan compete with 11-16 year olds. Well I'm here to tell
progression of things I thought I'd try to convey myyou that I can't outrun them since speed is not a part
thoughts to you on the sport of paintball.of my makeup anymore. What I end up doing is trying
My theory about why paintball is so much fun stemsto outsmart them. My only problem is that they are too
back 56 years, to when I was 6 and got my firstquick of learners and I sometimes run out of new
Daisy BB gun. I distinctly remember my dad sayingideas, so I end up being on the receiving end of a lot of
"Don't ever point or shoot at anybody or you will shoottarget practice by the end of the day. This ends up
their eye out!" I took this to heart for at least twobeing OK in my book since they are learning from me
weeks before my brother and I made shields out ofand gaining from some of my experience. But the
old plywood to "protect" ourselves while we pepperedreally big plus is that we are spending time together
each other with BBs. Now I can, and do, actively play adoing something that we all enjoy and at the end of
game where you can shoot a paintball at anotherthe day we have a multitude of stories and battles to
person without having to worry about losing an eye.discuss for weeks to come.
Safety is important to me since I am the grandfatherI think I will now get my Tippmann A5 paintball marker
to six wonderful grandchildren who also enjoy playingout and make sure it is ready for our next outing and
a game of paintball with their grandfather. We neverclean the lenses on my Dye I4 paintball mask so I can
play unless everyone involved is properly equippedsee the barrage of paintballs coming my way when I
with a paintball mask to protect the face and eyes. Inam once again out maneuvered by a bunch of eager
addition we will all wear long sleeved shirts (some"young-guns".
even opt for additional layers) to reduce the slight stingHave fun but Play safe!
of being hit by a paintball. We set definite rules about